Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Eriktile Dysfunction

[SuperGoon]

Why would Kane move to united?

Seems pretty loyal to Sp**s and don't think he'd like to lose that reputation on something that wouldn't guarantee top flight trophies.

 

[Rex Stone]

Why would Kane move to united?

Seems pretty loyal to Sp**s and don't think he'd like to lose that reputation on something that wouldn't guarantee top flight trophies.

Berbatov and Carrick moved there but those gimps still talk fondly of them.

It’s only players who go to Chelsea or us they can’t stand.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Berbatov and Carrick moved there but those gimps still talk fondly of them.

It’s only players who go to Chelsea or us they can’t stand.

Which, in turn, is why Arsenal, Chelsea & West Ham deal with each other to the exclusion of Tottenham.

 

[SuperGoon]

Berbatov and Carrick moved there but those gimps still talk fondly of them.

It’s only players who go to Chelsea or us they can’t stand.

True. That's pathetic. But true.

 

[A_G]

 

[Rex Stone]

Manchester BDSM clubs about to have a record year

 

[albakos]

Manchester BDSM clubs about to have a record year

Giggs and Scholes as his assistants, that's what @Juan Matas Beard and @UnitedBeard been hearing

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Giggs and Scholes as his assistants, that's what @Juan Matas Beard and @UnitedBeard been hearing

Tuchel, Giggs & Scholes?!!

So many kinks, so little supplicants.

 

[Batman]

Giggs and Scholes as his assistants, that's what @Juan Matas Beard and @UnitedBeard been hearing

@Tree Points on cleanup duty as well. He's been training for months which is why he's been too busy to post.

 

[lomekian]

Not sure another guy with a good tactically mind but an infamous inability to be liked by his players for more than a year is going to be what they need...

 

[outlawz]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1786029465283297497

He released a rap album too.

 

[GDeep™]

Andy Cole is a better finisher than anyone in English football today. Better footballer than Erling too.

 

[perth gooner]

 

[Oxeki]

Ryan Christie is kinda dirty.

You phrase it like it turns you on.

Next Sunday is going to be awful if we need to beat Arsenal to keep our hopes of European football alive while also knowing if we do that we give City the title.

No way Sp**s do Arse a favour.

I’d send out the u15s, if it was up to me!

 

[Synical]

United are in 8th! Chelsea are above them

 

[A_G]

 

[field442]

They'd be better off keeping Tuchel.

 

[Artisan]

The fact he is being considered along the likes of Lopetegui shows how far he's fallen. Would almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't a deluded clown.

 

[Macho]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787552769798250994

 

[Nunowoolmez]

Utd have zero draw right now. They living of their past & any player thinking about joining should just look at Sancho.

I hope we go for Olise.