Arteta’s Transfer Targets: Summer 2024

[Sapient Hawk]

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First I was stuck on kitchen duty. Now I'm doing clerical work too?!!

This is no way to treat me. FFS I'm Destiny's Hand!!

 

[Sammy1887]

First I was stuck on kitchen duty. Now I'm doing clerical work too?!!

This is no way to treat me. FFS I'm Destiny's Hand!!

Next is Washrooms for you. Discuss it with your supervisor @Farzad Stoned

 

[Sapient Hawk]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787811277697396881

I think this is evidence enough that those £5 subscriptions are going to be accumulated for a summer romp across Southern Europe.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Next is Washrooms for you. Discuss it with your supervisor @Farzad Stoned

This a fine life I lead. From Destiny's Hand to Rodney Dangerfield in the blink of an eye

 

[Sammy1887]

I think this is evidence enough that those £5 subscriptions are going to be accumulated for a summer romp across Southern Europe.

He’s fully available as well.

I’d much rather us be playing a game with the whole Bruno thing and this be the guy we actually get. I think he suits what we need WAAAAY more. And you can see on the pitch it’s what Mikel would want.

Wages might be a big stumbling block, but if there’s a time to get him it’s now.

I’ll more than likely be joining TNAT patron over the summer as I’m obsessed.

@Sapient Hawk gullible kids like @LookingForEric are already falling for it

 

[Sapient Hawk]

@Sapient Hawk gullible kids like @LookingForEric are already falling for it

Poor guy's been looking for Eric for so long he's lost his marbles

 

[Sammy1887]

Poor guy's been looking for Eric for so long he's lost his marbles

What else would you expect from Farzad's burner account.

Just joking or am I?

 

[LookingForEric]

Please read the twitter thread you posted before posting it @Sammy1887

FK is joking because he knows the vast majority are desperate for news.

 

[Sammy1887]

Please read the twitter thread you posted before posting it @Sammy1887

FK is joking because he knows the vast majority are desperate for news.

People are joking because TNAT is throwing names everywhere.

I find TNAT credible but this whole Patreon gig looks extremely desperate.

 

[LookingForEric]

People are joking because TNAT is throwing names everywhere.

I find TNAT credible but this whole Patreon gig looks extremely desperate.

4 names for the midfield, that’s truly an extensive list bro WOAAAH.

In all seriousness he’s given us 4 names when there’s probably 20. We know that he knows his **** so I’m not sure on the complaints.

 

[MartiSaka]

Wrong Newcastle player to be interested in. Chris Isak all day long.

 

[Sanchez11]

Wrong Newcastle player to be interested in. Chris Isak all day long.

We aint paying for Isak.

 

[Iwobeast]

FDJ would make sense I guess. Style wise closest to Partey. Already getting 27 soon and hasn’t done anything significant at club level while he is one of the most talented players out there.

Think we can convince him to come and compete for the biggest trophies here.

 

[North5]

Mods need to censor " TNAT"

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

osimhen or Martinez and then be done please

 

[balthazar]

FjJ better take a paycut, can't be earning more than El Capitan, also I worry a bit about his recent injury record.
would rather try for Barella

 

[Red London]

Wrong Newcastle player to be interested in. Chris Isak all day long.

He has struggled with injuries in the PL.

 

[Penn_]

FDJ will happen as he has experience at CB, as does Rice.

And we all know Arteta’s ultimate plan is to convert every position into a centre back.

 

[DanDare]

Is FDJ actually good or what we need? Know he was hyped but what's actually there?

 

[Nunowoolmez]

He has struggled with injuries in the PL.

Still scores lots of goals when he is fit tho. That's the difference between him & guys like Jesus.