Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Farzad Stoned]

What's with being their cheerleader today?! We've heard....they're 2-3 years away. You've made your point. I'm just surprised you've not mentioned Arteta yet

Do you see people tagging me? It isn’t a controversial point or even cheerleading. Ps no one died and made you my editor. When you are part of the famous @drippin Benghazi investigation it is incumbent you provide adequate documentation; don’t you know anything about AM or the legal system?

 

[Farzad Stoned]

No one cares about Carabao Cup, it's bottom of the barrel cup. It's worse than Conference League.

They need to sell most of their players. Even Shaw is a sick note. Dalot and Wan-Bissaka they can maybe keep as squad players.

Ten Hag has had huge luck in his results in the past years. The underlying metrics tell a totally different story. And that's why their future looks so bleak. The level of the squad is worse than the tables would suggest.

Ok but they were 3rd and 6th in this league, we were 5th season before we were second last year and challenging. The league is so weak post covid they could easily vault to contention especially if Lfc fall off post Klopp and City gets whacked by serious sanctions. Both these assumptions are pretty safe bets

 

[Synical]

Ok but they were 3rd and 6th in this league, we were 5th season before we were second last year and challenging. The league is so weak post covid they could easily vault to contention especially if Lfc fall off post Klopp and City gets whacked by serious sanctions. Both these assumptions are pretty safe bets

That's not happening

 

[Iwobeast]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1777403295360761873

 

[drippin]

Ok but they were 3rd and 6th in this league, we were 5th season before we were second last year and challenging. The league is so weak post covid they could easily vault to contention especially if Lfc fall off post Klopp and City gets whacked by serious sanctions. Both these assumptions are pretty safe bets

And what in their squad and performances do you see that you can compare it to Arsenal at that point? When Arteta and Edu had already done part of the clearout.

Ten Hag's hit rate for transfers has been horrendous so they are at a similar situation as they have been for 10 years since Fergie left.

Liverpool won't fall off below United even if Klopp leaves. Their squads have a night and day difference.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

And what in their squad and performances do you see that you can compare it to Arsenal at that point? When Arteta and Edu had already done part of the clearout.

Ten Hag's hit rate for transfers has been horrendous so they are at a similar situation as they have been for 10 years since Fergie left.

Liverpool won't fall off below United even if Klopp leaves. Their squads have a night and day difference.

New ownership group, new acquisition team. ETH is not a dof and not all his transfers have been bad either way. We know it is hard to replace a legendary long time manager. They may buck the trend but their core is ageing and i think they will be impacted by Klopp’s loss.

You do remember Mik finishing 8th twice right? So by that measure ETH not doing bad but they may get someone new. The league is weaker post Covid so they don’t need to be as good

 

[drippin]

New ownership group, new acquisition team. ETH is not a dof and not all his transfers have been bad either way. We know it is hard to replace a legendary long time manager. They may buck the trend but their core is ageing and i think they will be impacted by Klopp’s loss.

You do remember Mik finishing 8th twice right? So by that measure ETH not doing bad but they may get someone new. The league is weaker post Covid so they don’t need to be as good

In any case it's not going to be 2 years. 3 years is the absolute minimum for where they are, and if you compare to Arsenal's development.

Even Tottenham has a much better squad than them.

 

[GoonerJeeves]

The problem is Ten Hag is conflicted about sticking with Ole ball or playing a more controlled style like us or City.

I think if he'd went full Ole, they'd have gotten 4th at a canter.

The likes of pool and City were scared of peak Ole ball. The only weakness of Ole ball was the inability to breakdown deep blocks.

I don't think they the players to play like us or City.

You can be sure though that they will play on the counter against us, and they definitely have the players to do that.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

In any case it's not going to be 2 years. 3 years is the absolute minimum for where they are, and if you compare to Arsenal's development.

Even Tottenham has a much better squad than them.

Fair enough.

 

[A_G]

 

[Riou]

Ten Hag targets new Man Utd striker in summer window

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is targeting a striker in the next transfer window.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ten Hag... "I think a new forward should be our main priority"

Yanited... ""New forward? Fam, we want a new manager!"

 

[Paperino]

Not important.

 

[Batman]

Sorry it's from Fabrizio but this is hilarious:

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

What the lowest points utd had in the new PL era?

 

[Batman]

What the lowest points utd had in the new PL era?

58 I believe the season before they hired this gimp. So they need 8 points from their last 6 matches to equal the worst points total. Anything less, it's their worst PL season points wise.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

58 I believe the season before they hired this gimp. So they need 8 points from their last 6 matches to equal the worst points total. Anything less, it's their worst PL season points wise.

Yeah with thier remaining fixture it's criminal they don't go above that Sheffield Burnley And Crystal Palace before playing us

 

[Batman]

Yeah with thier remaining fixture it's criminal they don't go above that Sheffield Burnley And Crystal Palace before playing us

They should but with them, you never know.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

They should but with them, you never know.

With how they going it's possible they don't likely winning next tow but last 4 very possible they drop points

 

[Batman]

With how they going it's possible they don't likely winning next tow but last 4 very possible they drop points

I would love to see them bottle 58 points so there's no more hiding for 7 Hag.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Ten Hag targets new Man Utd striker in summer window

Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is targeting a striker in the next transfer window.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ten Hag... "I think a new forward should be our main priority"

Yanited... ""New forward? Fam, we want a new manager!"

Ten Hag: "We're woefully short of firepower upfront. We need a new forward.

Ratcliffe: "Erik, here's £5, why don't you buy yourself a kitkat?"

Turns to Berrada: "I want him & that tw*t Murtough gone by the time I get back from St. Bart's."