Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Batman]

Trying to think of the word I’d use to describe it and I think it would be ‘delicious’.

Warms my heart to see how the mighty have fallen. Think they’ve surpassed our banter years. I know we had some shockers of score lines but “this is Manchester United” as the likes of Neville like to exclaim.

Oh they definitely have because there's no excuse. Our banter years occurred in large part because we were totally broke due to the stadium debt and were in a perpetual cycle of having to sell our best players to keep going. They're spending like drunken sailors to regress while their iconic stadium falls into disrepair, people are getting electrocuted and made sick by raw chicken and they're now not embarrassed to be celebrating surviving against the likes of Coventry by a millimeter.

 

[albakos]

They're spending like drunken sailors to regress while their iconic stadium falls into disrepair, people are getting electrocuted and made sick by raw chicken and they're now not embarrassed to be celebrating surviving against the likes of Coventry by a millimeter.

Given their known problems with toilets at OT, I am sure that @Sapient Hawk would change their diet from raw chicken to something more special for increasing the misery of those clogged toilets even more

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Given their known problems with toilets at OT, I am sure that @Sapient Hawk would change their diet from raw chicken to something more special for increasing the misery of those clogged toilets even more

Finally!! This is where I really shine!

 

[Maddar16]

Here we again with wE aRe mAn uTd

They sure know how to pick em....

 

[A_G]

 

[Batman]

OJ 7 Hag being replaced with Thomas Dahmer. I love it.

 

[dino bravo]

They beat Liverpool, who beat us, so they will claim they are better than us.

I am sure not a single Man Utd fan believes that.

 

[albakos]

Ryan Giggs and Paul Weirdo Scholes to be his assistants, on the pitch and on his dungeon too

 

[Rex Stone]

Ryan Giggs and Paul Weirdo Scholes to be his assistants, on the pitch and on his dungeon too

Pulp Fiction basement energy.

Which one’s in the gimp suit though?

 

[Sammy1887]

Pulp Fiction basement energy.

Which one’s in the gimp suit though?

 

[Riou]

Pulp Fiction basement energy.

Which one’s in the gimp suit though?

Hey, Ten Hag has to go somewhere...

 

[SA Gunner]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1782736698666844578

 

[Sapient Hawk]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1782736698666844578

The only thing disgraceful is that he's still employed.

But it's good for us so, have at it, Erik

 

[Batman]

 

[Sapient Hawk]

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Not going to lie, Brentford Maupay is the best Maupay

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Hey, Ten Hag has to go somewhere...

I was thinking Shaw but there's not enough latex in England to fashion him a gimp suit.

 

[Gooner Zig]

So Neville thinks EtH should stay if they win the FA Cup, lol I guarantee you he would be calling for Arteta's head if Arsenal were as pathetic as this United team.

 

[Batman]

So Neville thinks EtH should stay if they win the FA Cup, lol I guarantee you he would be calling for Arteta's head if Arsenal were as pathetic as this United team.

It shows you that the rot at United is so severe that even rodents with silverware have lowered their standards.

 

[dino bravo]

I never thought I would say this, but I am warming to Maupay. Guys quite funny.

 

[Batman]

I never thought I would say this, but I am warming to Maupay. Guys quite funny.

What I will grudgingly respect about him is that at least he understands he's a meme and not a serious footballer. At least he's not pretending like Antony and Richarlison.