Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[grange]

Yeah, In the current situation, we all should laugh at them but I think the new owner of MAN U will bring some fortunes for them.

It’s embarrassing to mention the guy coming from City having astute financial management and sound fiscal strategy. Come on.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Everyone could see that an elite shot stopped in De Gea saved United 10-20 points every season. So what does Eth do, get a ball playing keeper who isn't an elite shot stopper when he doesn't even have ball playing midfielders and give up 20 shots per game

Eth even said United didn't have the players to play possession football and accepted counter attacking football where they'd concede 20 shots per game. Yet he's let his elite shot stopped leave on a free and signed a ball playing keeper who isn't an elite shot stopper. It's beyond stupid. @Farzad Stoned still rate this clown over Arteta?

I rate Arteta lowly because i am a first hand witness to years of his bad decisions. Really with even the weakest City team than we have seen in years; he totally bungled last season’s league. It was gross negligence that cost us league. Look at United and Lfc even City a shell of recent past. Then look at the trophies he hasn’t won. I will rate him like a league winning manager when and if he does it.

 

[drippin]

Easiest job ever being his photographer

Except getting a good photo of that face is an impossible task.

 

[HattoriHanzo]

I rate Arteta lowly because i am a first hand witness to years of his bad decisions. Really with even the weakest City team than we have seen in years; he totally bungled last season’s league. It was gross negligence that cost us league. Look at United and Lfc even City a shell of recent past. Then look at the trophies he hasn’t won. I will rate him like a league winning manager when and if he does it.

You are really deluded.
City a shell of recent past?
Weakest City team in years that has won the treble last year?
And all those "stronger" City teams couldn't do it before.

 

[Gooner Zig]

It’s not his call to decide another man’s retirement though. Carragher only saying what we are all thinking anyways.

Completely agree; I actually found it refreshing for Carra to be so blunt about it - easily could have stuck to canned platitudes.

 

[Oxeki]

There’s a theme with Mitch, I wouldn’t bother. I believe Onana is up there in terms of shots saved and other metrics.

Utd is the reality for ball playing goalkeepers like him and Raya when they don’t have Saliba/Gabriel/etc infront of them. You need to be in a dominant team otherwise you are better off with a traditional keeper.

Yeah. Onana hasn't been fantastic in the PL. But he's hardly United's biggest issue. If you swap him and Raya, you could make the argument that both teams would be in the exact same position.

 

[boonthegoon]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787760826692116553

Those damn O'Driscolls

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787760826692116553

I CAME TO POST THIS!

Hahahah it begins! Yessss yess!!!

Adam McKola, Rantz, Pony Tail Eediat…

HOLLDDDD!!

 

[2Smokeyy]

Saw this yesterday but just took in how wild this is on live tv Carragher is a menace lmao

 

[Buhry]

 

[Synical]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787603779858157581

Ok, he's back to being delusional

You know what...a lot of United fans are delusional too. They're always 'back' after a couple of games where they won. They've got the manager they deserve

 

[albakos]

Their two top threads of the day

 

[A_G]

 

[Farzad Stoned]

you got to be kidding? No one wants that job frankly. But Southgate? Long may their misery continue

 

[Paperino]

Unfortunately thats one of the most unreliable Twitter accounts.

 

[A_G]

Unfortunately thats one of the most unreliable Twitter accounts.

It’s been reported by the English press before, Dan Ashworth is very close to Southgate.

 

[Thrice]

The tactician with no people skills has failed, so their solution is to bring in the complete opposite.

 

[Rasmi]

Saw this yesterday but just took in how wild this is on live tv Carragher is a menace lmao

It’s so tasteless tbh. As an ex pro I would have expected more from him. But it’s easy to do it own a foreigner. He would never say the same about Evans who is even more than. Atleast casemiro played out of position

 

[TornadoTed]

As a short 'ish term appointment I don't think Southgate would be that bad a choice to be honest. He's a pretty crap coach tactically and overly negative but seems very professional, a good man motivator and gets on well with the press.

With the right help from his ally Ashworth both in culling the deadwood and recruiting the right players he could bring some semblance of order, discipline, unity and pride back to the club.

Of course I hate the ****s and hope they fail miserably

 

[Synical]

It’s so tasteless tbh. As an ex pro I would have expected more from him. But it’s easy to do it own a foreigner. He would never say the same about Evans who is even more than. Atleast casemiro played out of position

He didn't actually say those words ( I was watching and didn't hear him say it), the tweeter was paraphrasing him saying he's basically done in this league