PL: Newcastle United v Arsenal | Sunday, May 2 | KO: 14:00 BST | Sky Sports

[Rimaal]

So right now, it's Luiz and Elnenny making up our goal threats.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Azeez mightn't be ready but he can't be any worse than the fascist.

 

[TimoJens]

Look, we are not sharp enough in the final third.

 

[Trilly]

Should we try El Neny at striker? His backward passes would be considered good link up play at that position.

This guy is onto something

 

[MutableEarth]

Well, as **** as WIllian is now, at least he can still take corners.

 

[mirrorstare]

Willian's set piece delivery is brilliant, we've had 10 attempts but he has provided the only actually good ones

 

[El Duderino]

Looks like Helga from Hey, Arnold

Him and Shelvey look exactly like a Reptilian overloard who’s just too tired to put any effort into looking like a human.

 

[Trilly]

There’s a meme in there, with the steward being “AM mods” and the protesters being GDeep

@Camron @Heskey

 

[silent_shadow]

Martinelli has shown in the past to be one of the best attacking headers, but Arteta's instructions keep him waiting outside the box during corners...

 

[A_G]

You don't think one of the richest club in the world has more corner flags?

That wasn’t the point you mannfýla

 

[Beany]

 

[Rasmi]

This match will either end 1-1 or 2-0. Only a goal left in this

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Well, as **** as WIllian is now, at least he can still take corners.

200k per week well spent.

 

[TimoJens]

Bruceball is actually disgustingly bad.

 

[AberGooner]

Sitting off them too much now, allowing them back in.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I hate Koshari.

Not a fan of the multiple types of starch in one meal? Or the fact that it's a just vegetarian dish masquerading as a proper meal when it should, rightly, only be served as a side to something considerable (like a meat platter )?

If it's the latter, I agree, it's only an accompaniment at best

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Auba has to move a bit Willian many times tried play him on he just standing

 

[El Duderino]

I absolutely hate having two right footed players on the left.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Hopefully, we are wise this summer and send both Ødegaard and Ceballos back to Real.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Chad move from Man Utd fans.

@Juan Matas Beard probably leading the charge.

These man have all had more minutes on the Old Trafford pitch than Donny van de Beek ffs.