Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Sulosky]

What's better than starting a sunny day with a cup of coffee and opening Red Cafe

edit: starting here: Brentford 1:1 Manchester United | Match Thread

 

[SA Gunner]

You also have to apply context, @Batman

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1774212769807544703

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Generational troll

 

[drippin]

Man those eye bags look like 100 year-old grandma's skin.

He said conceding 31 shots against Brentford (and many others) is not concerning as long as they get results.

He also said they concede many shots, but not many goals, and their results have been consistent. Brentford hit the post like four times.

 

[Iwobeast]

so happy they didn’t win in the end, would have been such a disgusting win. United have been getting dominated by every bottom half team this season, they shouldn’t be near European spots

 

[Riou]

Ten Hag is older than Pep, but United fans expect him to just randomly improve our of nowhere after nearly 2 years of evidence proving otherwise.

Give it up lads

 

[Batman]

Ten Hag is older than Pep, but United fans expect him to just randomly improve our of nowhere after nearly 2 years of evidence proving otherwise.

Give it up lads

Him and Ange, just 2 young up and coming nearly 60 year old managers overachieving against the odds, mate.

 

[Batman]

It had somehow escaped me that they gave Mount the number 7 shirt. That's genuinely worse than Nketiah having 14.

 

[Riou]

Ten Hag and Ange

...just a pair of young whippersnappers really!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

You also have to apply context, @Batman

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1774212769807544703

A post-match rant that doesn't involve Arsenal?!!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Him and Ange, just 2 young up and coming nearly 60 year old managers overachieving against the odds, mate.

Erik & Ange sounds like the failed first draft of what was polished (after several sleepless nights) & then became "Flight of The Concords".

 

[Sapient Hawk]

...just a pair of young whippersnappers really!

Ten Hag's nose should come with a "Viewer's discretion" tag.

 

[roz]

I thought they were back again though?

 

[SuperGoon]

I thought they were back again though?

They are. Back to 0 Goal difference.

Massive achievement. People FEAR them.

 

[GoonerJeeves]

Generational troll

Poor earner still

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Lisandro look kinda washed already he not seem able to recover from that injury

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Lisandro look kinda washed already he not seem able to recover from that injury

I think he's just embarrased that Salah sent him to Sunderland with that shimmy during the 7-0 last season he's coming up with excuses to avoid playing.

 

[Buhry]

Hahahaha that rat Martinez might be out for the season and that's just nice karma. Guy was running around deliverately trying to injure both Ødegaard and Bellinghaim in pre season.

 

[drippin]

They thought they would buy a durable Zinchenko, but instead got a midget LCB who butchers his own legs for double the money.

Here is another example what kind of a risk buying a player who has played about 2000 league minutes for three seasons in a worse league, for big money.

 

[Paperino]