PL: Newcastle United v Arsenal | Sunday, May 2 | KO: 14:00 BST | Sky Sports

[AberGooner]

Elneny nearly again

 

[Rimaal]

Elnenny is on fire today. Newcastle are rank.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Nice try from xhaka good save too

 

[boonthegoon]

Elneny is our real goal threat from midfield.

 

[El Duderino]

Of course that goomba looking **** saves it off the line.

 

[grange]

Should we try El Neny at striker? His backward passes would be considered good link up play at that position.

 

[Rimaal]

My commentator: " Almost a Brace! from Elnenny, after never scoring in the PL".

 

[Beany]

Chad move from Man Utd fans.

@Juan Matas Beard probably leading the charge.

I wondered where he was today.

 

[GLITCH]

Do people still want us to sign Ødegaard? I know he's been injured, but even before then I've not been convinced.

 

[El Duderino]

I’m not going to miss this Ceballos **** housing, man.

 

[A_G]

Also the way the presenter was carrying on you'd think it was the storming of the Winter Palace, "stay safe" she says to the commentator at the ground when the fans have already left

 

[boonthegoon]

Ceballos wasn't injured? Ah

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Should add 2nd here we have to be ruthless for once ffs

 

[El Duderino]

I mean, that’s par for the course. Better to just ban people than it is to be stuck with a liability law suit on top of all the hate.

 

[Rimaal]

After this game Elnenny will ask for 350K/wk wages.

 

[mirrorstare]

More pathetic playacting, the only thing we do well these days smh

 

[A_G]

That ball from Luiz...

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Ceballer such a weird virgin.

 

[serenitynow]

Of course that goomba looking **** saves it off the line.

Looks like Helga from Hey, Arnold

 

[TimoJens]

After this game Elnenny will ask for 350K/wk wages.

And get it.